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Smacking your lovers face with your dick repeatedly in a haphazard, aggressive fashion thereby inducing the disorientation and aggravation one feels while driving the New Jersey Turnpike.
"Sometimes, when the moment of our love making turns especially tender, I give Brenda The New Jersey Turnpike. Just to remind her not to take anything for granted."
"Marge wanted to know what it was like growing up in New Jersey, so I gave her the New Jersey Turnpike. 'What the fuck is your problem, asshole?' she yelled after I ruined her day. Hey, she wanted to know!"
Somebody who loves 80s TV shows and wine.
"My New Jersey Aunt loves Golden Girls and wine."
The act of physically placing the entire cast of Jersey Shore in a triangular formation, just like bowling pins, at the entrance or exit ramp to any major freeway to buffer the damages from any potential accident. (It is recommended to have plenty of taffy and hair cair products to keep their interest while they are in said formation)
Hey Tommy I just set up another Jersey Shore barrier by the Lincoln Tunnel.Those kids are dumb as tree trunks. God willing someone's been drinking way too much to drive and swerves left and puts us all out of our misery. Plus, I threw a couple spike stips out there to kind of help our odds.!
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Just about any male from New Jersey. His main topics of conversation are: How many chicks he's banged this summer while weekending at the Jersey Shore, his workout routine, his spray-on tan, or when he's going to see Bon Jovi or Springsteen next. His favorite phrases are: "Yo!" and "Hey, what's up kid?"
Look at that meathead over there with the gallon of gel in his hair and no shirt on. Ten bucks he's a Jersey Douche Bag.
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The act where you pull a skirt over a girl's head and throw a quick donkey punch to the kidneys inducing the action desired from her.
I saw this hot chick in the bar last night with a short little skirt and just wanted to pull it over her head and hockey jersey her.
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when you shove a rapier called a turnpike up somones ass an old form of medevil tourtue
You can picture it yourself please
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Lives off of exit 63 of the Garden State Parkway. Lies, steals, and lives in a fantasy all his own JB. He's a walking sexually transmitted disease whore who will blow anyone for attention. He needs to be in jail for being a thief (fired from Adidias in Atlantic City for stealing a co-workers wristlet and Bulgarian passport. Kicked out of a staten island home for stealing jewelry and selling it to cash 4 gold and being caught red handed with receipts on his passenger seat.), He's a pathological liar: On the next Real World cast, cast as a pornstar, a dancer for various clubs in NYC and NJ, works as a promoter for Harrah's Casino, Shot his own calender, Starring on a new Bravo reality series and the list goes on. If spotted approached with a closed fist and hit hard in the face (any area eye, nose, mouth will do).
I just went to Deko Lounge and saw NEW JERSEY TRASH taken out to the curb.
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