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(noun)
abbreviation for:
1) POWER OF THE PUMPUM
2) POWER OF THE PUSSY
When a lady tries to seduce a man for her personal gain.
She would offer vice, or even sex so that a man would put forth effort or finances.
Most of the times, the men involved are unaware of the female's intent, so most men fall prey
examples of p squared (P^2)
1) Alice pretends to like her classmate Bob, and shows interest giving him the impression that he could get vice, or sex. in return she expects help with school work or have him do her school work for her.
2) Shaniqa has sex with Paul so he could purchase a house and car for her
3) a girl would give a fella d slight touch, to get him to buy lunch for her.
Absolutely Nothing. See Square Root of Fuck-All , Square Root of Sweet Fuck All and fuck-all squared.
"He knows absolutely the square root of jack shit about food and cooking."
- James May, Former presenter of Top Gear UK, on Richard Hammond.
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Phrase meaning "absolutely nothing." Same as Fuck-All Squared
"So, what've you been up to these days?" "Square root of fuck-all since I got laid off."
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Mathematically/Geometrically explains how Photosynthesis works.
Did you know that the Perpendicular Bisector Squared Is Photosynthesis
Scottish for : you wanting a fight but usually neds use it.
Person1: Hey you , yeh want yer square go
Person2: Naw mate
Person1:Thats wit i thought
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The synchronous movement used by 3 or more co-workers in a tightly-spaced break room.
The ballet begins by each worker being stationed at one of the following:
Water cooler, coffee maker, cup station, refrigerator, snack machine, soda machine, silverware drawer, sink.
Each participant moves in unison from station to station as necessary, so as not to get in another co-worker's way.
Dance movements range from simple backwards and fowards steps, to more creative moves such as the "Matrix Backbend" to retrieve a coffee stirrer and the "Pull, Smell, Squint and Toss" manuevre when dealing with refrigerator leftovers.
Co-workers stuck in a Boss Sandwich are generally the leaders of this activity.
By the time it was over, the Break Room Square Dance had consumed both pots of coffee, taken all of the sporks and somehow left a slew of Avon pamphlets in its wake....
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an absolutey amazing tv show that beats the crap out of nearly everything else on the box. has a sick assed theme tune which goes....
"who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"absorbant and yellow and porous is he"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"if nautical nonesense be something you wish"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"then drop on the deck and blub like a fish"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"spongebob............ squarepants!"
yes...it does rock
"yo fool, you checkin spongebob on nicktoons?"
"your damn right i am homeslice"
"damn straight"
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