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When one is in the company of another, and that individual won’t shut the fuck up or bellow in a lower tone & volume.and you try to block them out but to no avail cuz you are ill-equipped having no ear muffs
“ hey where did bro go?
He left, cuz that loud inebriated broad with the air horn for a voice put him in ear muff mode.
Closely resembles a fighter pilot making a high angle attack on his/her enemy. In this case the pussy is elevated at a roughly 90 degree angle above the cock. In the final moments she swoops down instantly swallowing the cock while crashing onto the balls.
"Boy, I could really go for some high angle muff right about now!"
When two female Olympic divers 69.
“Did you watch the Games last night? You just know the Canadian women’s team did some synchronized muff diving in their hotel later.”
Going down on a woman and she cums out a thousand lakes.
I gave Jessica a Minnesota Muff Dive and my bed was soaked.
When you shove your head up a vagina in an extreme sport way
"Man, that girl is a cave. Everyone goes extreme muff diving in her"
A Vagina that has been pissed in so it becomes pickled(like a cucumber in viniger)
Dude her pussy stank so bad i pissed at it and made some pickled muff cabbage for the next guy.
The act of performing oral sex on a female while plastic straws are inserted into the nostrils of the 'performer' to allow for optimal breathing. This reduces the risk of the individual losing consciousness during the act.
"Hey guy, why you gotta nosebleed?"
"Me and the misses were in the middle of a martian muff dive and the straw got jammed in one of her rolls."