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To blow your load in someone's ear
Pasquale was having sex with a woman and he pulled out and blew his load in her ear and then said you just got a wet pasquale
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When you are taking a shower and you need to shit. So you shit in your hand and throw it at general direction of the toilet.
While performing anal sex in the shower, I got a overwhelming need to shit. Not wanting to ruin the mood, I threw a wet monkey and missed the toilet.
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Truest form of a pearl necklace. Nut all around the neck and chin after a 69. Nut gets all in and around the hair follicles. Not recommended for dandruff control.
Gentleman: My lady do you care for a 69?
Lady: Yes but only if you will grace me with a wet choker.
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A dream about being out of the lake, fishing, and drinking some beer.
“I had a wet dream, just me and my dingy out on the water”
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noun - the prelubricated anal canal of someone awaiting a good rump pumping. Variation: wet-tuber - one who lubricates the anal canal of another individual to prep them for a good rump pumping.
Before heading out to hit the scene, ol' Paulie made sure to have a wet tube, as a good scout will always be prepared.
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The act of Jizzing in the ear, like a Wet Willy, but literally.
Guy one: Ah, dude. I just gave that guy a Wet Wanker!
Guy two: You mean a Wet Willy?
Guy one: Nah.
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Someone who is generally in a negative frame of mind, sulks and ruins other peoples' fun.
Why won't Kate just pull her finger out and do something for once? She is such a wet blanket!
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