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When you and ur mommy and daddy give you permission to put your dick in someones asshole and post it to pornhub
Mom Get The Camera i am having an anal session with caroline and we will get paid big time!!!
The act of cheating on you significant other with a person who gives you anal sex and you become so blind that you quit your job, leave your wife, move in with your mom, and lose everything in a divorce.
Holy shit Mark is so anal blind, every tattoo he got looks like a retarded kid’s artwork.
Mark is so anal blind he thought his soon to be ex-wife was just going to take his offer for a divorce settlement.
An anal blowfish occurs by putting your gasey partner on all fours, begin tonguing the anus until your partner farts into your mouth causing a firm puffing of the mouth cheeks - resulting in an anal blowfish.
My partner and I enjoyed anal blowfish last night!
During anal, lighting your testicles on fire and finishing on them to cease the flames.
Fares: wanna hangout
Jordy: lit anal
Fares: no u
An untreatable mental condition whereby a person becomes addicted to anal sex—can be either as giving or as receiving or to both—and prefers it over every other sexual act. It is believed to be irreversible.
“Can you believe he told me he would never put his penis in my vagina?”
“He said that?!?!”
“Yeah! And on the first date! Said he was a Anal Junkie and all he wanted was ass!”
When your girlfriend isn't ready for anal sex yet, so you put it inside her pussy and you both pretend its in her ass. Usually best with some kind of verbal roll play.
She says "Lets have pretend anal! Oh baby, put it in my ass! I need it deep in my ass!" Then the guy bends her over and puts it in her pussy and says "Oh baby, your ass feels so tight around my cock, I'm buried in you so deep" and continues to fuck her pussy while they both make believe its in her ass.
This is when someone cums in another persons ass and then they fart the cum out.