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adj., Characterized by excessive or unnecessary frugality; cheap; of poor quality in general.
See: Lloyd Carr's play-calling while head football coach at the University of Michigan.
"What kind of budget-ass decorations are these?!"
"Getting Subway for dinner was a budget-ass move."
One whos ass is the source of their self-confidence and claims their upbringing is the source their of their "superiority"
"I am superior due to my reading of Shakespeare as a child"
"You're an arrogant ass"
noun:
An overly enthusiastic PhD, often in the first few weeks of study though some enthusi-asses have been known to persist for up to 7 years (given funding). Typically a strong proponent of Twitter as a stage for demonstrating their enthusi-ass-m.
An enthusi-ass will speak condescendingly to researchers with more experience than them (In my own research I believe I have solved world hunger. Note: this is often said during the first few months of data collection).
An enthusi-ass will take pleasure in telling people how much work they've done today (in order to make others feel guilty for not doing so themselves).
An enthusi-ass will tweet about how they need to let their brains rest after having it blown, including the tag of the teacher (implying they have fully and completely understood complex subjects where others struggle).
A particularly enthusiastic enthusi-ass will claim to read 3 papers a day simply because "their project is transdisciplinary and all of it is so interesting".
An enthusi-ass will be incredibly excited about joining committees. Once on a committee they will make countless plans, all of which are in no way achievable.
An enthusi-ass excited to demonstrate their love for all science even when said science is utter crap. They will refuse to criticise research (other than when it conflicts with their own) because to criticise means to not love science.
A toilet.
I spent two hours on the ass trough after I ate three fajitas from Taco Bell.
When someone thinks they are gonna do something but get denied
Hayden texted me saying he was gonna get laid, I replied Sike ass
What you say when your girl asks what you want for dinner
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A group of at least 3 women with fantastic bums
Dude, do you see that gaggle of ass over there? Makes my mouth water.