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Someone hella into a milestone birthday and posting about it for a month before and after
“She has had three parties already. This birthday-zilla making me feel sick.”
When you turn the same age as the first 2 letters of the year you were born in.
Today I just turned 20 and I was born in 2000 so it’s my Sapphire birthday 🎉
NATIONAL ANDREAS BIRTHDAY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How many times you have to beat the birthday boys meat determining how old they are. For example, Josh turned 24 years old today, so someone could beat his meat 24 times during that day.
Luke: “Yo Javier, did you see Josh turned 24 today?”
Javier: “Shit, imma give him a birthday meatdown”
Instead of celebrating a birthday for one day, it grows to a several days or a week due to the following: family celebration, party with friends, romantic dinner, cupcakes at school. This expansion of time to celebrate is birthday inflation
I thought we could do something this weekend, but due to the wife's birthday inflation I'm busy until next Thursday.
Your a turd you fucking bitch
I really didn't like when roddy missed the fantasy football draft. He was sure acting like a Happy Birthday Roddy.
A person that expects everyone to recognize and celebrate them without ceasing on their birthday. The day is often accompanied with emotional breakdowns.
Dudley Dursley whined and whined about his gifts on his birthday, something only a birthday brat would do.