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A group three or more, often, but not exclusively young and white men who gather together to reinforce each other’s toxic masculinity. The affect on non-bros and women may include compulsive eye rolling but can result in a very dry twat. Much to dismay of any individual bro.
It was once thought that that these groups could be avoided by recognizing their style of dress or musical preference but they have been identified in many habitats around diverse social, political, racial, class, and subculture groups.
Alisa was really enjoying the dance party, until a douche of bros standing on the sidelines started pointing at her.
Rob might have finished school, like his girlfriend suggested; But his douche of bros convinced him not to listen to females. So now he’s living in his moms basement.
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The experience of inexplicable familiarity felt when seeing a bro in a social setting (e.g. a party). This familiarity is often inexplicable due to excessive consumption of alcohol by both parties. But following a conversation between the two bros and some hard thinking, it is usually surmised that they met in class, saw each other on campus, or ran into each other in some other random setting. This often leads to good-natured conversation about their limited commonality over drinks.
Bro #1: "Bro, I've got total deja bro right now? Where have I seen you before?"
Bro #2: "Yeah same, dawg. Did we have a finance class together or something?"
Bro #1: "Yeah! Now I remember, I was mad hungover when you did some dumb ass presentation or something!"
Bro #2: "Tight, bro! That makes two of us!"
(they high five, cheers their cans of Natty Ice, and chug)
Alt. Mario Brothers, Mario bro's
The Mario brothers (Mario Mario and Luigi Mario) from the popular Nintendo games.
Yo the Mario bros keep hatin' on the Koopa's.
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A pretty decent, if mindlessly violent, parody of the ancient "Johnny Quest" cartoon series.
It's shown on Adult Swim.
Venture bros is most definitely not for kids!
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A clan of guys (usually found in four packs) who stick together as a unit, through thick and thin, handjob to blowjob. They have each others back in everything they do. They can be seen in random places such as Publix, Wally, malls, mosh pits, concerts, beaches, eating at Jason's Deli, and rebounderz.
Common characteristics of them would be drinking Monster Energy drinks, driving in SRT4's, talking about how horny they are, making fun of ricers, blasting Cascada/Basshunter/a7x, wearing speedos, jager bombs, shouting loud/random things, slapping each other, and screaming "'Scuse me, can i talk'chu fo' a minute?" at insanely beautiful women (occasionally in their speedos).
If a bro-he wants to feel extra sexy, he would wear the signiture 'Affliction & Jeans' combo.
Bro-he's are badass and probably are better than you at everything.
Interest of a typical Bro-he: MMA, Monster, sex, women, milfs, cars, good music, jager, and more women.
Basically, if you are a bro-he, you have a unit of some of the best friends you can get that would die for you in a second, but ditch you when it comes to having sex, which is all good, because of the Bro-he Manlaw.
"What's up, bro-he?"
"Bro-he, where you at?"
"BROOOOOO-HEEEE!"
"Bro-he, did you see that ass?"
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A hoard of bros, who not only stroll down the halls together screaming obnoxious obscenities, but also monopolize the showers with their communal chants and brotherly affection.
I couldn't take a dump when the bro showers were happening because their incessant shouting made my shit scared.
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When a kid pays for his mothers cruise so him and a bunch of friends can smoke a lot of blunts, in his house.
Tim: I'm so exited for Bros with Blunts
Eric: I just cant wait to fishbowl my room
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