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What face masks became to dating singles during the Coronavirus pandemic of 2020 -- the social distancing prophylactic required if two single people hope to come within six feet of each other.
I thought Chris was going to go on a Corona Date with that hot chick last night.
No, he had to bail; he forgot his Corona Condom so she wouldn't let him near her.
A face mask, designed to protect people from contracting and spreading the SARS-CoV-, the main cause of COVID-19. Usually protested by people who think the virus is a hoax (See: Karen, Republican, anti-vaxxer)
Ah, crap...i can't go into the store. I forgot my Corona condom!
Don't forgot to wear your Corona condom when out in public.
A condom that can be used an infinite number of times without breaking
Guy 1: Dude I've already become a father of 14
Guy 2: Oh I always keep the infinity condom so I'm a father of 0
Guy 1: Dang your lucky you don't have to pay child support
Conversation you have to understand if you’re exclusive or not.
Gaia: you look pretty pale girl, are you ok?
Caro: no! we just had the condom convo
The bag people use to put on the rear windshield wiper before going through a car wash
Don’t forget to take of your windshield wiper condom after the car wash
A goof troop filled with users that screw up the Landonia patriarchy and borrowing the name from the accident that led to their birth.
y’all fuckers look like the condom corp 💀
People who are pedophiles or do something wrong and refuse to own up to it
This mf really did me dirty
What a condom sharr