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When you consume large amounts of corn and peanuts, and then pick the undigested bits out of your shit and feed them to someone you hate, preferebly a girlfriend your about to break up with, without their knowledge nor consent.
That fucking whore's gunna get a East Stroudsburg Dinner for Two!
She ate a dinner for two, that scumbag!
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Shittiest school with the WORST sports teams and even worst administration
East bay high school was railed 115-0 last friday
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A gross so called “learning environment” where light panels almost fall on you in room 126, and the superintendent never cancels school when you want him to. There’s probably about 7 people vaping in one bathroom at the same time, and our sports teams have gone very downhill since our best football player went to Princeton.
Do you go to East Longmeadow High School?
Yeah, that place is the worst.
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A pice of shit school with horrible teachers that don’t let you use the bathroom and if you do you have to go to the principals office and you get yelled at for sniffleing your nose and coughing
Damn, East Canton High School is a pice of shit!! I’m moving out of this hell hole!!
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A school in Georgia that will never be as good as newnan high Gillis with skinny chopsticks or fat ass pigs and sum the girls don’t even know how to keep they legs closed looking like Harley Quinn slut ass
Ugly ass motherfuckers= east coweta high school
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getting head while a girl makes a sandwhich/bagel (burritos/gyros acceptable for mexicans/south europeans countries respectively)
Sebasitan: Dude, Kellie made me east atlanta brunch this moring if you know what I mean.
Dalton: Did you get crumbs on your belly?
Ryan: Damn.
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It is quite possibly the worst man made smell in the entire world. Its named after the place where it was invented in Hawaii and the main ingredient involved.
The process begins with a two week field problem that will take place in the East Range which involve lots of walking in the jungle and battle drills. The second step involves masturbation. This will either be done while on guard duty or while in the soldier's sleeping bag. Should be done 3-4 days after the soldier has been in the field. After the soldier is done masturbating, rather than ejaculating into a sock, he ejaculates onto the inside of his thigh next to his scrotum where it is left and not cleaned up.
After several days of patrolling, reacting to contact, etc, the soldier will have been sweating quite a bit. The sweat, combined with the humidity allows for the perfect fermentation of the semen to occur. At this point, it could be considered finished. However, it really depends on the soldier to customize his own recipe after this step. Diet, hygiene, and ass wiping habits are generally taken into account.
By day 14 when the soldier has returned to the company area,it will be ready for pranks and personal entertainment. While waiting to turn in weapons, the soldier will stick his hand into his pants and wipe the inside of his thigh next to his scrotum. He then will attempt to touch his fellow soldiers' face, and/or mouth. Sometimes they will instead compare stenches to see which is worse.
Soldier 1:"Dude, what are you going to do to your East Range Cream Sauce this time?"
Soldier 2: "My girl was totally on her period while we were banging this morning so I'm totally trying blood this time."
Soldier 3: "I did something similar with this mechanic chick while we were in the Box at JRTC, but she had a yeast infection."
Soldier 2: "DAAAMMMMN"
Soldier 4:"Remember when whats-his-name used his infected cyst pus and his chlamydia for his?"
Soldier 1: "Boy am I glad that He got out before I got stationed here....."
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