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hairy fifth

a type of marijuana, some fifth with hair, gooood shit.

"roll up some of that hairy fifth bro!"

by puuuuuusy. August 23, 2009


Hairy Bolster

A slightly mouldy dog nugget that has a spiky coat.

Mind your step, matey, you nearly tripped on a hairy bolster!

by Bearzuka September 18, 2020


Hairy-Igloo

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The act of soaking and enclosing a woman's vagina with fresh wet pubes where you then flash freeze in order to form the igloo. You then climax in the igloo and poke a hole to let the bodily fluids release the steam. It feels amazing :).

The nurse I slept with was sooo freaky that she hairy-igloo'd herself and made me fuck her icy bush. Despite how extremely disturbing and weird it sounds, it felt so surreal.

by Hairyigloosenpai July 14, 2018


hairy Helen

the act of a woman giving a handjob with the help of her hair, obviously easier to do if the woman has hair of reasonable length. sometimes reffered to as "hairy Harry's" but may sound less desirable to heterosexual men

bro, your mother give's great hairy Helen's and it feels so nice and smooth

by tazzy2 January 2, 2014


Hairy Checkbook

A female's occasional use of sexual favours to pay the bills.

Single Mum says "I have 2 kids. When money gets too tight, I just get out the hairy checkbook."

by Slider68 August 22, 2013


hairy fun meter

When the life of the party starts to unbutton his shirt from the top due to his or her hotness, this exposing the hairy parts that are normally covered. The gauge of fun that the party is currently at.

Dude, this party rocks! Mike’s hairy fun meter is pegged at 11! I can see his pubes!

by Mikey311sd January 27, 2018


hairy panic

The feeling you get when you see your unkempt pubes the night before a big date.

I had a proper hairy panic after I got out of the shower last night.

by Swissola February 18, 2016