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Going to get laid!!!
You want a punch in the pants??
Real pants (noun) jeans, not chinos, pajamas or khakis.
Friend: bro come to the store with me real quick.
Me: fuck I just put pajamas on now I gotta put on real pants again.
Friend: WTF are real pants. Are chinos not real pants ?
Me: jeans bro get your shit together haha
A pair of pants or underpants that has been freshly pooped in or shows signs of past pooping mishaps.
Look at Jimmy standing there in his shit stained underpants. He's got crappy pants.
Female pubic hair escaping out of the side of her underwear due to failure to trim and landscape on a regular basis
Ooh bab, remind me to get me pant beard done before Benidorm
Fucking hell bab, you best sort out ya pant beard, ya look like you're harbouring bin laden
Mistletoe Pants are The easiest way to get lucky on Christmas
Jimmy donned his misteltoe pants in hopes of getting some roasted chestnuts at the annual holiday party.
The words of a horny Asuka.
From the LAS fanfiction "Scar Tissue"
"Pants down, Shinji."
It’s not a slur but a name for a Pokémon and is totally radical because it just sounds cute
Chinky pants I choose you!