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Jizz Monkey

A person who likes cum a bit too much..

Carl: Yo bro i just came all over my wall
Josh: Bro you are such a jizz monkey

by Staklar September 22, 2020


Jizz Hut

A woman who accommodates the semen of any man

I'm so horny I really wish Tori was still in town, she was such a jizz hut!

by KramerLevels March 2, 2018


jizz lock

When getting lockjaw from giving so many blowjobs and eating the cum

Sarah: Ohw youd doingh?
Jim: What? I can't understand you at all.
Danny: She's got jizz lock from all that blowbang she did last night.
Sarah: ugh huhh.

by MaxPowerCOO October 4, 2013


High on jizz

When someones extremely intoxicated on hard drugs

"buddys flying, hes on a strong batch of jizz"
"whats wrong with him? Is he high on jizz? .. Yea, hes jizzerd."
"Did you get the jizz?"
"Hes on cum bro"
"Hes got jizz for brains"

by highonjizz March 10, 2016


Jizz Sack

1. Balls; A Boy's Junk; Testicles

2. A Really Stupid Person; A Dumbass.

*Often Associated With a Jizz Stick*

1. He likes it when you cup your hand around his jizz sack.

2. He's such a jizz sack.

by nYmPhOgUrL March 28, 2010


Jizz olympics

An underground competitive sport played by either men or women where a party of 6 or more competitors play various games involving guzzling, shooting, snorting, swimming and ingesting semen.

Where you there for the jizz olympics? Nah homie I was chilling with your wife

by aldini-thegreat March 27, 2018


jizz mural

When a man or men ejaculate on a woman creating the look and feel of a mural.

I made a jizz mural on her face.

by estabonjovie April 11, 2016