A person who likes cum a bit too much..
Carl: Yo bro i just came all over my wall
Josh: Bro you are such a jizz monkey
A woman who accommodates the semen of any man
I'm so horny I really wish Tori was still in town, she was such a jizz hut!
When getting lockjaw from giving so many blowjobs and eating the cum
Sarah: Ohw youd doingh?
Jim: What? I can't understand you at all.
Danny: She's got jizz lock from all that blowbang she did last night.
Sarah: ugh huhh.
When someones extremely intoxicated on hard drugs
"buddys flying, hes on a strong batch of jizz"
"whats wrong with him? Is he high on jizz? .. Yea, hes jizzerd."
"Did you get the jizz?"
"Hes on cum bro"
"Hes got jizz for brains"
1. Balls; A Boy's Junk; Testicles
2. A Really Stupid Person; A Dumbass.
*Often Associated With a Jizz Stick*
1. He likes it when you cup your hand around his jizz sack.
2. He's such a jizz sack.
An underground competitive sport played by either men or women where a party of 6 or more competitors play various games involving guzzling, shooting, snorting, swimming and ingesting semen.
Where you there for the jizz olympics? Nah homie I was chilling with your wife
When a man or men ejaculate on a woman creating the look and feel of a mural.
I made a jizz mural on her face.