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The act of highjacking someones seat without their knowledge, usually when they are hitting the shitter.
Dude, I got to take a dump and come back and you jumped in my grave!
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hey did you see white guys jumping? looks like someone mustve bought a trampoline
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get off my dick, command for dick riders to dismount the g4
1) Caz: "Then fools stay jockin my shit"
Al: "Tell them niggas jump off the g4"
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A crude yet surprisingly effective method of contraception in which a male ejaculates into a female and makes her do jumping jacks afterward until all of the semen has exited her body
Jane was out of bc pills so I had to hit her with the ole dump n jump last night!
Similar to jumping the grenade whereby your wing man distracts the unattractive friend so you can hit on the attractive one, only in this case the unattractive friend is severely mentally and/or physically handicapped.
His wing man, valiantly jumping the plasma grenade, endured drool and stiff upper limbs so that he could chat up her caregiver.
When one puts so much effort into jumping that they take a small dump in their pants
Man, that hurdle race was so hard, I may have taken a jump 'n' dump on that last one
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