Beating the fuck out of your meat while high on marijuana.
βI canβt talk, Iβm about to start highjackingβ
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Masturbating while smoking weed.
Synonyms include:
-masturblazing
-weedwhacking
-leafblowing yourself
-disappointing your parents
Mum: *walks in ur room*
You: smokes weed while cumming to thicccc girls
Mum: WHAT ARE YOU DOIN', GIMP BOI?!
You: highjacking, mum.
Mum: GET ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR, RIGHT NOW!!
You: LET ME EXIST IN PEACE!
Mum: SON OF A BITCH
You: HELL YEAH, I AM!
Mum: RHIEWJFHEUIWJKDH3GWIUQJ
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The act of inhaling smoke from a bong or spliff while masturbating. Whereby the goal to climax before exhaling.
Nunny was highjacking whilst watching Star Wars.
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A word used to describe when someone is jacking off while smoking weed at the same time.
"Hey, I heard that guy the other day jacked off while being high!"
"Yeah man, he was highjacking for 50 minutes straight!"
The act of masturbating on a plane.
Friend1: βdoes highjacking get you into the mile high club?β
Friend2: βno.β
A word to describe the art of jerking off while high
After smoking weed Ryan was highjacking for 6 hours strait
To masturbate, while under the influence of but not limited to say, marijuana. It is also important to point out that extreme focus is exercised.
E.G. Oh man last night I had tunnel vision as I watched back door sluts 9 and Highjacked after i toked up
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