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Confusion caused by Daylight Savings Time kicking in, resulting in you showing up early or late to a regularly scheduled Sunday event.
Daggumit. I can't believe I arrived an hour early. Must be Daylight Savings Mind.
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(v.) To alter ones opinions or wants.
If you change your mind
I'm the first in line
Honey I'm still free, take a chance on me.
If you need me let me know gonna be around.
If you got no place to go when you're feeling down.
If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown
Honey I'm still free, take a chance on me
Gonna do my very best and it ain't no lie.
If you put me to the test if you let me try,
Take a chance on me,
Take a chance on me.
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A phenomenon similar to a wet dream, however one is awake during said event. One gets off thinking about something pleasing, rather that using abrasion (Masturbating) the odds of "Mind over Splatter" occuring depend on the how pleasing something is to you and your state of mind.
Mike: Dude, i was totally thinking about Mary in that bikini with the straps that kept coming loose and i totally blew my load.
Tim: Mind over Splatter?
Mike: You know it.
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Use verbal instructions to prevent somebody from noticing very obvious facts.
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When someone is politely trying to tell you that you leave in a bazinga world and that you have no clue, but we are friends/we live in a society where we need to respect each other.
'I can’t see how your very high-minded consideration affect my point'
In the days of large crowds in the terraces at football matches and the queue for the peanut seller and toilets, this was a way of getting the people in front of you to part and so advance your way through.
We are not getting through this lot for a piss anytime soon, let's try this "Mind Me dog"
When you have sex while working on your math homework on Agile Mind.
Guy 1: Come over to my house so we can work on our homework.
Guy 2: Can we Agile Mind and chill?
Guy 1: Hell ya.