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The excuse you should use when you let out a large fart that sounds close enough to a quack that it could pass for a duck.
(Fart) "Bro, there must be some ducks in here"
"You disgust me..."
When you done fucked up and a bro politely ask you to get the fuck OUTTA HERE.
When you don't follow the Facebook event page, OUTTA HERE!
the act of drinking a energy drink and then fucking a girl so hard and fast that the condom desenagrates
here comes the STORM! I'm gonna tap you SO HARD!!!
Then you SHOULD know (duh)!
It isn't fair to employ people to work for you, but then not tell them all of the basic stuff about your establishment, thus obliging them to sometimes humiliatedly reply, "I have no idea --- I just work here" when queried about something related to your company's operations or policies. Any employee should be able to answer most frequently-asked questions about your place of business that might logically be posed by the general public.
When an award/recognition is given to someone due to pity rather than merit
Dirk in 2006: Why didnt I win MVP
2007 MVP voters: "Here nigga damn"
In February, 2020, Trump's casual boast about the future of coronavirus in America.
Five months later, there were four million confirmed Covid-19 cases, a number estimated to be one-tenth the true figure. 144,000 Americans had died. Trump continues to insist he was 'right'.
"We have it under control. It won't happen here."
It is a term used when a group chat has the tendency to be screenshotted.
Chat in another group as it’s not safe here. You’ve been watched by many.