Tyee

Captain rockin' ass friend with a barbed wire beard of doom. He likes to pet his kittens all day. He drinks his natty lites with one hand plays guitar with another hand and commands da ladies to make him samiches with another. You can't make him bleed his own blood only bleed his sweet baby rays which lathers himself up in.

Tyee is the mash potatoes with my steak dinner
yeah holmes sandwich time bizznatch.

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Tyee

Large eyed creature not yet categorized by researchers. Notable trait: gathers nourishment and treats; shares freely with other creatures.

The Tyee gathered a pile of berries for other forest beings to eat.

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Tyee

a name for idiots who will amount to nothing and the best they can hope for is a pale,toothless, and fat whale of a wife

Guy1: I realy hate that guy
Guy2: dont worry, he's just a tyee!

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tyee

The largest and most prized species of salmon. Also known more generally as Spring, King, and Chinook...Tyee salmon originate at the Tyee River of Vancouver Island, Canada. Associated with Painter's Lodge, there are specific catch requirements, including using a manually powered boat, limited test line, and non-barbed hooks to qualify as 'Tyee'.

--Yeah, so...I went up to Painter's Lodge to catch me a Tyee...

--How'd you make out?

--Well, I hooked and lost a couple, but finally managed to land one. It was only 46 lbs. but still pulled the boat a kilometre from where it was first hooked.

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Tyee High School

This school has the most dumbass people in the whole state of Washington. Im only a junior but it still sucks ass. This nigga named Salim Rondo cant rap for shit no wonder he comes to this school. LMAO everyone here only talks shit, have sex, or fight. Stay writing in the bathroom walls and once I seen the roof broken and period blood on the walls. dont come to this school ever.

Tyee High School filled with people trying to make it big.

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Tyee High School

Dumb ass school with retarded ass kids that barely know how to fucking read and dumb ass girls that sound like retarded ass birds

Person:1 "should i go to tyee?"
Person:2 "fuck no that is a piece of shit school"
Tyee High School

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Dirty tyee

The action of rubbing a fresh salmon on a women’s vagina or anus to use as sexual lubrication.

“Gave Samantha a dirty tyee last night. Fish slime is so slick she loved it.”