When you find your partner with another person on your anniversary, simply you find them cheating on you.
He walks into the house with random flowers to see his wife with his best friend, rather than lose control he goes to a bar.
""Let's have a toast for the flowers" he lifts his glass to the flowers in pity.
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The act of dropping a toaster in a bathtub to end one's life. This expression is typically used when one is angry at a mistake or someone.
Joe said " IM MAKING TOAST IN THE BATH!" after he messed up his piano song live in front of the whole school. Joe is a fag and he likes 69.
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When you can't make pancakes and you're all out of waffles...
Dave: Shit, shit, shit! I should have worn a condom last night. I doubt that hoe was on the pill.
Graham: Dude, why didn't you make her some morning-after pancakes?
Dave: Do I look like Gordon fucking Ramsay?
Graham: Did you have any waffles?
Dave: Fuck no!
Graham: Morning-after french toast? All you have to do is crush up the morning after pill in to some nice jam, spread it on and she'll never know.
Dave: Hindsight is a wonderful thing.
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βI wonβt sugar the butter, but I will butter the toastβ
A phrase meaning you donβt have any good news, but youβll give the news regardless. Another way of saying, βI wonβt sugar coat thisβ
βI have some bad news for youβ
βWell, donβt sugar the butter, butter the toastβ
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When a frenchman bakes bread with his own feces, toasts it, and the procedes to butter it with his own semen. He then saves it for a romantic evening.
Pierre makes the best god damn French Toast A La Mode you will ever have.
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Phrase used in Die Hard for a blown up tank
"Oh my god the Quarterback is Toahst!"
*Boom!*
"Oh my god the Quarterback is Toahst!"
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When you roast someone and they have no comebacks at all and just standing there, absorbing the screams from the crowd as the roastee, makes a square in the air with his hands, and waves a check in the air.
1: You're ugly!
2: That sounds like a mouthful, i'm sure you used that when you were choking on your dads dick.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
an example of someone being Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted.
Me: please help me i'm bored and made a shitty meme...
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