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The reason us women exist.
an unexplainable feeling but god it feels good
often caused by sexual pleasure
Friend: how was yesterday's ThiNg?
Me: I had the best orgasm of my life.
When a girl on her period cums.
Girl: I am having a red orgasm!
Guy: Damn that's a wet pussy.
Getting pig roasted by two popsicles
“I had a crazy popsicle orgasm last night! The best arctic orgasm I’ve ever had.
Let me explain this wonderful term ...
It is a sunny , warm morning , you lay on the grass and the wind is blowing through your fineass hair ... you look around and feel wonderful as if you can feel the earth breathing , then a wonderful fineass man like jack gyllenhaal gets down on you , best bj you ever had.. but suddenly you witness a feeling of darkness because you know jack is just a simulation by the matrix , that wonderful ass orgasm is not real ... u’re getting depressed BUT in a good way because you know you won’t lose your beloved jack , he will always be in ur heart
Friend: “Hey , did you play the last of us?”
Me:” yeah dude, it gave me an depressed orgasm.”
Friend:” damn nice !”
When you have anal sex and reach satisfaction.
Damn bro I had the BEST fecal orgasm last night.
The degree to which an experience compares to the pleasure obtained during an orgasm; calculated as a fraction of 1.
That joyride was so fun, I believe its orgasm index was at least 0.9!