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The condition of having one's pants and shorts around one's ankles to the point that you have zero mobility and range of motion.
Whilst getting a blowjob, I became pant locked and stumbled trying to make it to the bed...
Someone who shits their pants in the middle of school
Everyone called dawid "Scitter Pants" after he shat himself in school
In the deathly silence of the hospital ward that night I heard a pants cough and knew that wicked warning promised a far greater stench would be upon us by morning light.
The horribly itchy, rashy sensation you get in your pants after you trim your pubes
Person #1: Shit man, my girlfriend didn't like my bush, so i snipped it, and now i have a killer pant prickle
Person #2: Dude, that's tough
Dirty old track pants that have seen some years. Grey, charcoal, or black sweat pants are the standard so the orange stains from eating cheesies hungover on a Sunday afternoon are highlighted. They only need to be washed twice a month maximum and you've had the best years of your life in those bad boys.
I was rockin' cheesy pants all friggin' day watching trailer park boys because I was 10/10 drunk last night.
The shitting of your pants where the shit feels and looks like waffle batter.
Man i was so sick i had a bad case of waffle pants.
crab: i want a home
person: im at a beach time to relaxe
crab: *climes in pants*
person: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa theres a crab in my dam pants
crab pants is when a crab is in your pants