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keeping it real- blowing things way out of proportion useually ending in somebody getting a stomping
wow that mascot is keeping it real
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Getting extremely annoyed or angry with something, someone or circumstances.
My girl got the real shits after I fake chowed her!
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A word that has ONE word, and it must make no sense.
Richard: Hey! Have you heard of this word?
Sam: Whats the word?
Richard: It's A Real Word!
Sam: The hell, that's THREE WORDS!
Richard: No! I AM NOT JOKING!
Also Richard: I GOT IT FROM URBAN DICTIONARY!
Sam: Ok, ok, lemme go check it out...
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X ray tech. That is the only real job known that mankind. Anything else, including ones that require years of school and decades of training are fake.
Thabk god I am an x ray tech. All I is sit around on the side because its a real job.
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1. Straight up, serious, factual communication.
2. Phrase sometimes included in a communication to convey to listeners/readers that the speaker/writer is not joking, and will back up what they're saying with facts or fists. (see example in definition # 8).
3. Phrase commonly used by jackasses who think it makes them sound serious, hard or knowledgeable.
Actual conversation on facebook btwn 2 moms about the apparent size of their fetus' dicks in ultrasounds:
Sharrell: He aint got shit on my sons when I was pregnant...lmao seriously.
Pretty: Man stop playin ma son's dick iz goin to be big azz fuck lol real talk.
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A mom who is straight forward, doesn't sugar coat anything, is realistic, and blunt.
She is a real mom. She has problems, but she deals with it.
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A phrase used to reference an object/person/event in a way that appears to be "out of date". It is a polite way to tell someone there music/hair/car/wardrobe/home electronics/home furnishings are TERRIBLE and they need new ones!
Glenn: Dude,look at that chick over by the bar,she is HOT!
Longo: DUDE, look at her hair, she is "Real 80s" man. Those jeans she has on, in San Diego you never see that style, that's "Real 80s".
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