longo

an Ecuadorian spic

According to the Real Academia Española, the Spanish-language word "longo" is derived from the Quechua-language word "lungu".

Socialistic hippies like the longos because of their uncivilized Turd World manners.

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longo

Chronic masturbation. Uncontrollable boner-lust, followed by humping any object within reach. The result of Longoing to long is having a crushed pelvis and imploded penis.

Man 1: Oh my God, he's at it again.

Man 2: What? Who?

Man 1: My roommate. He's Longoing. Again.

Man 2: Jesus, does he have, like a problem or something??

Man 1: He's like an animal. A monster.

Longo: What's going on fellas.

Man 2: Why is your hand bleeding?

Man 1: *silent disapproval*

Longo: You guys are douchebags.

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longoes

longoes means long toes.

damn she got some longoes.

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Mongo longo

Stupid or dumb in Spanish

Jeff can be described in two words: mongo longo

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going longo

1. Fucked up 2. Going crazy 3. Not working properly 4. An all in all, true pain in the ass (this is the most all-encompassing and prominent definition)

Past tense: went longo

Etymology: Eastern Pennsylvania, 2004. Believed to have derived from the famous New Jersey bitch.

Can be used in any way appropriate to the situation.

Verb: I tried to log onto the computer, but it promptly crashed and now it is going longo on me.

Noun: My new boss is one hell of a Longo.

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noah longo

The most fetching and hunky guy you'll find on this planet. Legend says his shaft is well above 19 inches long.

I pray to Noah Longo every day because I'm scared of his devilish weapon.

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Longo Bongo

A way of saying huge forearm

thats a big "Longo Bongo" of your's