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When you intentionally maim yourself so that you lose permanent feeling in your finger for the sake of better anal stimulation.
My girlfriend was out of town for the week, so I had to give myself the ol' Ghost Finger.
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Bear Ghost is an Adventure Rock band from Phoenix, AZ that fuses intricate musicianship, melodies and song structure to deliver a one of a kind sound. Over the years Bear Ghost has enjoyed national recognition through fans discovering the band on Spotify. Both albums combined have gained over 14 million streams, turning people in other markets into fans, building a steady demand for the band to perform beyond it's local market.
"Hey, did you hear the newest song from Bear Ghost?" "You mean BTBBRBBBQ?" "Yeah, it was awesome, right?"
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In Miami, on the coast
There lives a 4 foot 0 ghost
Be careful of his nasty tricks
The master of dives & penalty kicks
Pessidog: "Bro did you hear the ghost of Miami got a hat trick against a bottom table club he's the goat right"
Guy 2: "I watched the match he only scored penalties he got from diving"
The ghost: "camera wowo"
Pessidog: "AHH A GHOST"
Guy 2: "I know how to stop him. Bayern! Bayern! Bayern!
(Ghost runs away)
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When your nose is running so much and is so raw that instead of blowning your nose for the hundredth time you just stick tissues up your nose so snots not dripping out, the remainder of the tissue sticking out of your nose resembles old fashioned sheet ghosts. Hence Snot Ghosts.
My nose is so raw from blowing it so much, that I opted for snot ghosts today for some relief.
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The best South Park au comic on the internet. Created by the amazing and awesome Yarn on instagram. I’m actually the biggest fan of ghost girls. (Sp.ghost_girls on instagram and tik tok hehe)
“Yo have you read the new chapter of Ghost Girls?”
“No?”
“Oooo…..”
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A message, or messages, sent while the recipient is not online.
It is usually intended for the recipient to read when they come online & not necessary or vital to send in an active conversation.
Ghost messages usually are about previously stated information or just something that you would like the recipient to read & not necessarily respond to.
(Please note the timestamps on these examples)
Example 1:
9:20 PM
Sebastian: Do you think you could come tonight?
Anna: Maybe. I don't know... I'll have to ask my mom.
12:00 AM
Anna: I was reading up some things about tickets... It costs 50$ to go there, then we need to consider the amount for food & attractions.
10:15 AM
Sebastian: Oh, right. It closes at 9 too.
Example 2:
3:00 PM
(very random conversation about things)
3:50 PM
Ian: (link to a funny YouTube video)
6:18 PM
Evan: What the hell did you send me.
Example 3:
11:25 AM
Sam: (sends notorious spam)
5:00 PM
Piper: why do you keep ghost messaging me
Sam: ghost messages. (jazz hands)
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Nickname for the Chelsea player Mykhailo Mudryk
Mudyrk is the Ghost of Kyiv. When he's on the pitch, youre down a man. Did more hair flips than he got touches.
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