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Going outside, away from the internet.
Same as "to touch grass".
Popular in certain politics communities on reddit and twitter, originated from "touching grass" being described as ableist and in a need of a replacement.
I'm ootl on X, what is up with it?
Way to humblebrag about eating grass chad
Didn't you know <something hard to understand>
Go eat grass, you definitely need it
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A widely practiced sexual act in which two people jerk each other off in the backseat of a moving vehicle while a third watches through eyeholes poked in a used Subway sandwich wrapper.
Brett: Brah, did you hear about the party last night?
Darren: Nah, what happened?
Brett: Dude! Becky, Lisa, and Collin were totally eating fresh in Aimee's Ford!
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the act of vomitting, esp. everything you've just eaten.
the act of expelling un-food from the body.
1. Shit she just de-ate all over the rug. No, I don't mind, but now she's going to have to re-eat dinner.
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the act of performing oral sex on a girl while she is on her period.
Wow Brendan was period eating that girl yesterday. That why his mouth looks like he has red lipstick on it.
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The ultimate expression of ineptitude, supplanting "out to lunch." Derived from the king of all dipshits, George W. Bush - when asked what he was doing when he learned that President Obama finally cleaned up his mess and took out Bin Laden, he responded "eating soufflé."
Further, not in touch with the real world, crazy; also, inattentive. This expression transfers a temporary physical absence for the purpose of eating soufflé to a temporary or permanent mental absence. In George W. Bush's case, it's the permanent kind.
Don't bother, this dumbfuck is eating soufflé.
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to lick a woman's pussyword with your tongue. perform oral sex to a female
aye girl can i eat you out?
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