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Someone giving you a cloud handjob
Rainbows and blowjob and touch my azure
A line that was first written in 'A Christmas carol' that every class that studies it takes out of context. It is, then after, used after any slightly inappropriate comment is made.
Teacher: and then Macbeth said "come to me"
Student: (whispers to friend) touch my robe
The condition of bitchiness towards one's male counterpart that occurs after reading the aforementioned kinky series. Cures are spankings and just enough bdsm to satisfy the wandering imagination. . .
"Ugh-I'm srsly so tired of my bf. We never do anything and he's so boring. . ."
"Girl-you got that "Touch of Gray" Syndrome."
People with a my deuce touch turn everything they touch to shit. It's basically the opposite of a Midas touch.
Can you stop instrument yourself into all of these important tasks? Your my deuce touch is ruining everything we're trying to accomplish!
Monte, Monte, hook me up with a bag?
Your not hearing me, I’m out of business, I got touched!
When you bend over and touch your toes and while you are bent over, someone enters your backdoor.
The other night, Selena was being a real flirty girl and asked me to give her the ol' Texas Toe-Touch.