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Biscuit Tube PTSD

Post traumatic stress disorder caused by being startled by a biscuit tube popping open when it is tapped on a counter top edge.

When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.

As I took the biscuit tube from the refrigerator, I felt my Biscuit Tube PTSD start to act up. In that moment I had a flashback of the time I was startled by the biscuit tube popping. Sometimes I wonder if the tube will explode causing an injury.

by Elsewhere63726 March 28, 2023


tubely

noun; the ship name between tanner wanner and oobleck

did you see tubely’s wedding?

by vempy January 30, 2022


fun tube

the rolled up dollar bill you snort coke with

Can you grab the fun tube so we can do this line of blow?

by chellito bebito March 2, 2017


goob in a tube

An uncut penis. Often attached to and English guy but many older generation Americans have them as well.

"Ian has a goob in a tube,he wasn't circumcised"

by Nun_Yer_Bizzy March 10, 2024


Troy Tube

a creamy little ben who brings joy to all. he is a truley devious lttle fambunchuaous dandy with lots of experience

posie-ing

look at that benning little Troy Tube!

by January 5, 2023


Toilet-tubeing

The sound a fart makes while you're in a toilet.

I'm sick of this boy, Toilet-tubeing, It's like a disgusting opera of fart.

by EmJayee April 28, 2022


cougar tube

A cougar tube is the dick of a man that is 10 years younger than a specific woman that is 40 and over.

I met this woman at a club and realized all she wanted was my cougar tube.

by Leftcoast3333 February 20, 2016