The question you may ask yourself when you have no idea what to do with your life anymore. You may just have searched this on the internet to see what would come up.
Example:
Your s/o just broke up with you and your family is ignoring you and you have depression and you are stuck in your house because of Covid
You:
What now?
means hey or what up or a way to say what to someone calling you
Inquiry of ones present conditions. Derived from the opening line of Trillville's Some Cut.
Jack: What it is ho?
Ed: Too much work.
basically asking what you are about to get your self in to
Man i'm about to be on some freaky type shit
thats what you on
A benign exclamation when something unexpected or undesirable occurs.
Friend: Hey, you should check out /b/.
*I go there*
Me: What the TOOL.
can be used when mad and dont want to get in touble for cusing.Also can be used to be sweet like me
teacher:sit down for the 45th time
you:what the smurf did u say to me?
teacher:sit down
you:go smurf a smurfing smurf
"Bird, Bird, Bird is the word" word the word bird bird is the word what is the word? what is the word