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playing with his nuts till his asshole bleeds
Shut the fuck up and funk my balls till my asshole bleeds
When a man is both sexually deprived and jealous
"Damn, I haven't had sex in ages. I have the worst blue balls"
"Sounds like you got a little green jealousy mixed in there my guy. He stole your girl."
"Oh no... you're right. I have turquoise balls"
The act of bringing ones knees closer to your chest by Sitting curled up like a ball while Rolling fucking balls on MDMA.
That guy over there must be rolling because he looks so happy now that he discovered Molly Balling.
When you are already caught up in a girl's emotional past without having gotten any pussy yet.
John: How did last night with Jenny go?
Jeff: Not good man, she explained to me all her self-esteem issues and I didn't even hook up with her.
John: Jeez, sounds like you're balls deep without being balls deep.
Jeff: Yeah, it's a rough place to be in.
The joke everyone made in the 5th-grade science class.
Teacher: This is what we refer to as the Ball And Socket.
Friend: hehe ball and suckit
You: What?
Friend:
When a promiscuous woman attempts to have sexual relations with a man, but the Gentlemen firmly declines the invitation
"Yoooo did you see dat nasty ass hoe tryna get dat sweet man butter from my boi Jeffery! Bitch dun got Strong Balled!"
How much you know about football
woman: My favorite club is ronaldo.
somebody spittin fax: women have no ball knowledge.
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