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the best thing that can happen to you OIIOIIOOIOIOIIOOI he will scream as he is very pleased. He is an aussie, and he will have a boomerang on him.
Oh dang, i just had sex with gabe, i swear he did so many OIOOOIIOOIIOIOOIOIOOIOOIIO
Plain and simple to describe really...you ever pull a grilled cheese sandwich apart?
“Old People Sex is the best. You literally can’t take yourselves off of them!”
in a whole mess of pain, referring to how a gay man's anus will probably be very unbearable pain-wise after he, does the dirty.
"My God is your bone sticking out of your head? You look Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex."
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Sex with a tenant with no romantic connotations.
What?! No, she wasn’t my girlfriend. It was just tenant sex!
when urcumming inside of somebody during a storm and a lighting strikes
"me and my uncle had great thunder sex" - random kid on roblox
Once the Alarm is set, and gets closer to countdown, the sex get amplified.
The sound of alarm sets off a Pavlov response which causes increased speed and intensity.
Just before she had to catch the train we had great deadline sex...
referring to a carpet in someone’s house that someone has or will have sex on
sure you can sleep on the sex carpet
yo i didn’t know you had a sex carpet