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You see, when a man and a woman love each other very much, the man shoves his caterpillar 3000 into the woman’s badusay 8000 and they fuck until he releases this liquid called sperm which has a fetus that will probably grow in the woman’s stomach, and the fetus will turn into a baby, and she’ll give birth to it.
Bro, I had sex last night! - Noah
*gapes* Bro, how you pull her? You ugly as fuck my guy. - Jon
Putting a dick (which is attached to Deez nuts) in a “women’s” (assuming they exist) vagina.
Bro I just had sex with a REAL WOMEN, who knew they were real
the act of inserting your shlong into a girls urinary tract repeatedly until eventually you produce warm sex organelle which can impregnate her known as cum apparently
how New Zealanders pronounce "six"
"how many cocks have you sucked?"
"sex mate!"
ITS WHEN TWO PEOPLE LOVE EACHOTHER VEERRYYY MUCH-
person 1: wanna have sex
person 2: yes