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cyber sex, internet sex, or role playing sex is when nerds who cant get laid , have sex with people on the internet, like chat websites, private rooms, direct messages, private social media messages. basically you just use words and type words to each other like what you would do if you was having sex in real life, and as many details as possible. this method not safe because a lot of homosexual nerds pretend to be girls just to get off , and they even made a show about it when i expose them called mtv catfish, and i got no proceeds or royalties just like everything else they stole from me,im the one who started advertisement business, and they make so much money off my idea, even i cant no more, and i ge tno royalties for it
i just lost my virginity to a girl online having cyber sex with her....i feel like a man now....
We’re you have sex over a phone or laptop
*texting*
Ready to fuck me daddy?
Oh yeah cyber sex here we comeeeee
Ok, You need to stop, it was funny at sex 2, but now you've ruined it
Person 1: Oh my god, they even have a definition for sex 2! This is so funny!
Person 2: Looks up sex 3 next!
Person 1: It stops being funny after a while, Kyle.
Person 2: Look up sex 4 Now!
Person 1: *Dies inside*
Organial sex is when you were to rip out the throat of a women that is 3 to 67 years old. Then proceeding to rip out every organ in her body, running it over with a car, then using the blood as lube. The next step is to shove your dick up every hole and every organ in her body, down to the veins.
I had organial sex with my little sister Kyla last night.
Organial sex is when you were to rip out the throat of a women that is 3 to 67 years old. Then proceeding to rip out every organ in her body, running it over with a car, then using the blood as lube. The next step is to shove your dick up every hole and every organ in her body, down to the veins.
I had organial sex with my little sister Kyla last night.
When you are about to have sex with a gut but the situation becomes really awkward because they have an incredibly small and disgusting penis, so you tell them you need to go revise Newtons third law as an excuse to get the fuck away
Person 1: Hey how was your sex last night!!!
Person 2: I didn't do it he had a serious case of Newton sex.
spaghetti sex is very amazing where a guy slaps his meatballs down to make an amazing spaghetti boloneise for his girlfirnd and his kids😊👍🏼
want to have spaghetti sex?
hell yes!!