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Celebrating with coitus.
sex-i-bray-tion
"LET THE SEX-E-BRATION BEGIN!"
Used by many top shaggers created by the man the myth the legend Martin blacow the use of this quote will guarantee a shag
See a 10/10 Bird
YO B. Sex first ??
Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.
“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”
The purple robe of sex is an article of clothing worn by Benedict Cumberbatch in The Abominable Bride in the BBC adaptation of Sherlock Holmes. The robe is a piece of clothing that looks particularly good on him.
Sherlock is wearing the purple robe of sex again; millions of Cubmerbitches swoon.
1. Inserting a penis into a snake.
2. Inserting a snake into an oriface for the intent of pleasuring oneself.
“Hey, why are you talking weird?”
“I tried to do snake sex and the python bit me.”
A big rock to hit one of the opposite gender in the head with to knock them out and have sex with them
Hey would you want to have sex? no !!?? Well, let me show you my Indian sex Rock!
Oh shit, wow! He is super (seemingly) guilty of that!
Hym "Oh, man. You had better mark your calendars folks. I was wrong about that. I'd be remiss if I didn't recant my previous statement. I'm sorry. It looks like he did that shit to the extreme. Ultra guilty of sex trafficking 2 (probably). Just got some new intel and holy shit is that guy extra very-much-so. The evidence was very compelling. I still stand by my statement regarding the exploitation of lonely men by way of cam-girl sites but jesus christ! (Based of new evidence) It looks like he defrauded the shit out of those women. Totally my bad on that one. I just watched the video. That was just... Wow. Terrible. Totally my fault. I jumped the gun on that one. I went too far to say that it was horse shit. Sorry. Apologies all around."