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This was the day the incredible boyband why don’t we was formed. The 5 boys: Jonah, Corbyn, Daniel, Jack and Zach have risen to fame since then and traveled the world performing for their fans who are called limelights.
What was the best day of your life?
27 September 2016 because it was the day why don’t we was formed.
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An election with two idiots running for president.
The year is 2060 and your grandchildren ask about the 2016 presidential election.
You: It was an election of two IDIOTS running for president
Grandchildren: Who did you vote for?
You: I was only 12...
You: I also forgot to mention some people thought out of the two running Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, that Hillary was a suitable choice.
Grandchildren: Why'd they think that?
You: Because she was a women.
Grandchildren: What? What does gender have to do with who will be a better president?
You: I never understood that idiotic logic...
Grandchildren: What about the other person ru-
You: You mean Donald Trump?
Grandchildren: Yeah what about him!
You: That guy wanted to build a brick wall along the boarder of Mexico and the United States and he said Mexico would pay for it.
Grandchildren: That seems really weird...
You: Yeah it was, and I haven't even told you what these two did that was so horrible that made them both horrible...
Grandchildren: Tell us!
You: Well that's a story for another time...
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This refers to a time period, circa 2016, in which Jamie 'Stinky' Bridges was casually playing a Lava Parkour on famous battle royale game 'Fortnite'.
He then put the mic right up to his arsehole and went to rip an absolute belter of a fart but instead met with a reeky stench. Upon inspection, he further concluded that he has shat his jocks.
Person 1: "I'm struggling to chase the ball right now."
Person 2: "Just like Jamie Bridges is struggling to chase the guilt away from that fateful day in 2016 when he stank the gaff out"
A spinoff of Arabian goggles, except as the man is resting his nuts on the woman’s eyes, she puts a cigarette out on his balls. It’s sure to be a smokin’ hot time!
Howie thought he’d be funny by surprising me with some Arabian goggles, but I fired back with the Bernie Sanders 2016.
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World Series 2016 is the 113th World Series between the Chicago Cubs and the Cleveland Indians, which contains INSANE mood swings and CRAZY thoughts given to both, Indians and Cubs fans. Game 4 of the series is the game when the Indians STOMPED the cubs, but then in game 7, the Cubs got revenge and stomped them in the series, and stopped the longest drought in baseball; which lasted 108 years.
Johnny - "So Bryan, you are a Cubs fan, right?"
Bryan - "Hell Yes!"
Johnny - "How did you feel during this World Series 2016?
Bryan - "That World Series took a shit on my face that was filled with SOOO much emotions that I've never felt before."
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A female who has a tumblr, shops at hot topic, and probably watches supernatural or American horror Story. This girl probably listens to panic! At the disco, tøp, fall out boy, blink 182 and other non emo bands.
Omg! She is such a 2016 emo girl!
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A sign that the apocalypse has come
2016 presidential elections, Idiot Elitist Feiminist VS Criminal Liar
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