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October 22

National ask out your crush day

Friend : "hey its October 22 you know what that means."

*ask crush out

Probobly says no๐Ÿ˜‚

by Thot696969 October 17, 2019

162๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


catch 22

1)A situation in which a desired outcome or solution is impossible to attain because of a set of inherently illogical rules or conditions.

2) A contradictory or self-defeating course of action.

3) Novel by Joseph Heller.

"You're wasting your time," Doc Daneeka was forced to tell him.
"Can't you ground someone's who's crazy?"

"Oh sure, I have to. There's a rule saying I have to ground anyone who's crazy."

"Then why don't you ground me. Ask Clevinger."

"Clevinger? Where is Clevinger? You find Clevinger and I'll ask him."

"Then ask any of the others. They'll tell you how crazy I am."

"They're crazy."

"Then why don't you ground them?"

"Why don't they ask me to ground them?"

"Because they're crazy, that's why."

"Of course they're crazy," Doc Daneeka replied. "I just told you they're crazy didn't I? And you can't let crazy people decide whether you're crazy or not can you?"

Yossarian looked at him soberly and tried another approach. "Is Orr crazy?"
"He sure is," Doc Daneeka said.

"Can you ground him?"

"I sure can but first he has to ask me to. That's part of the rule."

"Then why doesn't he ask you to?"

"Because he's crazy," Doc Daneeka said. "He has to be crazy to keep flying combat missions after all the close calls he's had. Sure I can ground Orr. But first he has to ask me to."

"That's all he has to do to be grounded?"

"That's all. Let him ask me."

"And then you can ground him?" Yossarian asked.

"No, then I can't ground him."

"You mean there's a catch?"

"Sure there is a catch," Doc Daneeka replied. "Catch-22. Anyone who wants to get out of combat duty isn't really crazy."

There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, that specified that a concern for one's own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane, he had to fly them. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of the clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.
"That's some catch, that Catch-22," he observed.

"It's the best there is," Doc Daneeka replied.

by zopwx2 June 21, 2004

1456๐Ÿ‘ 207๐Ÿ‘Ž


June 22

The best birthday... if you have this bday just know YOU ARE A LITERAL LEGEND

Anyone with a different bday sucks June 22

by The smartest person ever fr fr May 18, 2021

62๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


July 22

National summer ween day a day in the year to get free candy during summer

Lets go get free candy its july 22, national summerween day

by Snowflurry_21 November 1, 2019

51๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


January 22

It's a day were all the sweetest people are. They are loyal and they care about their friends and family, and they have a very big heart. They are really nice and they are the people that you want to hang out with all the time.

Boyfriend: It's my birthday, January 22
Girlfriend: No wonder your the best boyfriend ever!

by Forknife208 December 14, 2019

157๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


September 22

On September 22, go up to your crush and shoot your shot. They cant reject you.

Its September 22. Your crush cant reject you!

by Yourdailydays September 3, 2021

43๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


February 22

National make someone's day day :)

I'm so excited for February 22nd, I will make everyone's day.

by markerssmellgood February 29, 2020

50๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž