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December 23rd is National Chateen Day. Everyone has to remember to do their daily Chateen shipping that day.
PA: What day is it today?
PB: Uhh, December 23rd?
PC: Not just December 23rd, it’s National Chateen Day!
August 23rd is National Sensual Blowjob day: a day in which all men shall recieve pleasure from their partner by oral favors.
Hey bro, it’s October 23rd, AKA national No-Gay day, be expecting a superset tonight.
The day a dumb bitch was born
Hey it’s november 23rd
Yea it’s that dumb bitches birthday
Nude cuddles with bf all night
It’s May 23rd I get my girlfriend nude all night
The date where white people bow down to People Of Colour and apologise for being white.
Person Of Colour: Hey, it’s March 23rd.
White person: Sorry for being white. *bows down*
The day where if you simp on someone whos name begins with j g r k l or m you have to ask yhem out or explain how much they mean to you
"Hey uhhm ye ok liz? I wanna ask you something"
"Ye whats up dan?"
"So you know how its 23rd jan would you idk wanna go out sometime"
"uhh fine bc its 23rd jan and just dont be boasting bc idk if i like you , you seem sweet so ok