December 23rd

December 23rd is National Chateen Day. Everyone has to remember to do their daily Chateen shipping that day.

PA: What day is it today?
PB: Uhh, December 23rd?
PC: Not just December 23rd, it’s National Chateen Day!

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august 23rd

National Sensual Blowjob day.

August 23rd is National Sensual Blowjob day: a day in which all men shall recieve pleasure from their partner by oral favors.

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November 23rd

The day a dumb bitch was born

Hey it’s november 23rd

Yea it’s that dumb bitches birthday

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October 23rd

National No-Gay day.

Hey bro, it’s October 23rd, AKA national No-Gay day, be expecting a superset tonight.

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March 23rd

The date where white people bow down to People Of Colour and apologise for being white.

Person Of Colour: Hey, it’s March 23rd.
White person: Sorry for being white. *bows down*

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23rd jan

The day where if you simp on someone whos name begins with j g r k l or m you have to ask yhem out or explain how much they mean to you

"Hey uhhm ye ok liz? I wanna ask you something"
"Ye whats up dan?"
"So you know how its 23rd jan would you idk wanna go out sometime"
"uhh fine bc its 23rd jan and just dont be boasting bc idk if i like you , you seem sweet so ok

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May 23rd

Nude cuddles with bf all night

It’s May 23rd I get my girlfriend nude all night

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