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The action of giving a blowjob while using a slice of grapefruit and trying to have a casual conversation about the economy.
I heard my mother giving my Dad the Guac Guac 3000 during my Minecraft let's play last night.
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when you suck coochie as hard as the latest dyson vacuum cleaner. it leaves the person trembling and unable to walk for at least a week depending on how many times you do it.
“omg you did the vacuum cleaner 3000 on me, it was so good but i can’t even sit up”
“as long as it was good i’ll be doing the vacuum cleaner 3000 all the time”
a tool that allows you to extract your Johnson from any orifice that it might have gotten stuck in.
Mike - “Dude, you cop your Johnson Extractor 3000?”
John - “Bro what is that!?”
Mike - “ You missed Prime Day, didn’t you?”
To Give a really fast and intense head to a male.
"Yooo Jessica gave me real quick gobble gobble 3000 last night"
"It went like shhsvwvshwhwheusheh"
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someone who is a fag and is comfortable around dicks.
Hey shlong master 3000, get your dumbass over here.
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someone doing something really sketchy. like if someone shows up to a party and they're just chillin in the back not talking to anyone is a sketch master 3000. also known as sketch master flex.
Hey, look at that guy he just creepily smelled that girls hair.
Ew, definetly sketch master 3000
I just got the best gawk gawk 3000 ever from my girl bro.
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