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The thiccest girl you’ve ever meant was born today
“When’s your b-day” “October 9th” “oh that’s why your so thicc”
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NATIONAL GIVE YOUR BAE YOUR HOODIE AND A KISS DAY
Mate 1 : yo fam where are your hoodies
Him: October 9th pal
Her:thanks for the hoodies and kisses baby
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September 9th is national Shut up Alex day. It's when everyone and anyone who knows a person named Alex tells said person to shut up.
"Shut up Alex!"
"No hate, it's just National Shut up Alex day. Because its september 9th."
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National ask out your crush day. Go shoot your shot!!
Girl: Hey (boy)..
Boy: What’s up? :)
Girl: Wanna go out with me? It’s december 9th!
Boy: Yes! But why on december 9th?
Girl: Because it’s national ask out your crush day!
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April 9th is national ass day! Please, go smack the ass of all your loved ones! They cannot yell at you because you can explain to them that it is national ass day! (please don't use this to harass people)
Miranda: *slaps ass*
Olivia: What was that for???
Miranda: It is April 9th...National Ass Day!
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February 9th known for the pengest of boys with the pengest body's it’s a legendary date for leaders only the best off the best people in the world.
‘Hey what’s the date’February 9th date of legendary leaders
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folicular sex, or sex with hair follicles. warning this can cause severe bleeding.
mike: oh my justin! did you hear, josh and jessie got to 9th base last week!
tim:holy shit, that's why she hasn't been at work all week!
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