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a pair of boots that sounds like the name for a mid tier sausage that you will find on the bottom floor of your local mall outside the Spencers that is hidden away in the corner
Person 1: "Hey man, do you want to go get some wellingtons?" Person 2: "Yeah, those sound good, ive never tried them though, hopefully they taste good." Person 1: "Uhh i was talking about the boots." Person 2: "Oh."
School with vapers #wannabeminahs #actcool
WELLINGTON PRIMARY SCHOOL FULL OF VAPERS
A sausage roll, preferably from greggs.
Tonight’s meal will be a pork wellington with pomme frittes , haricot beans served in a reduced tomato jus.
Sausage roll chips and beans to me and you.
Coined after poisoner in Australia used death cap mushrooms to "allegedly" kill 4 people using Beef Wellington.
"Sally is cooking me a meal tonight".
"Don't eat the Beef Wellington" !!!
Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.
God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis! This is not the place for a Beef Wellington!
Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.
God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis not a beef Wellington!