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When you try to solve a problem, only to make it much worse for you and everybody involved. A shorter alternative to the phrase "sank the boat to kill the captain".
"You know, we were perfectly fine sitting in the dark! You didn't have to pour gas on the fire!"
"Sorry, just a bit of accidental kamikaze..."
When you call somebody out for being on that fuckery and they say they didn't mean to. How do you accidentally fuck something up.
That bitch be on that accidental fuckery
When a staunch vegetarian or vegan person accidentally eats meat, either because they thought the food was made of a meat substitute or because one of their friends tricked them.
Brooke: "Annette almost choked when I told her that those drummies she was wolfing down were made of REAL CHICKEN, not some bogus soy substitute. So she had an 'accidental meating.'"
Greg: "Wow. I've never seen her eat actual meat before. Guess we can't let her live that one down!"
A clothing brand established in 2019 that gained popularity for their Coffin Backpacks
bro what are you wearing? throw that out and shop with Accidental Death.
Cigarette ash that you accidentally get on your cellphone, clothing, books, stuff, etc...Yet another reason to quit smoking.
Candice: "Argh! There's accidental ash on my cellphone again! Stupid Marlboro and its stupid menthol taste, uniquely rich & smooth draw, soothing effects, and marketing strategy that makes its products readily accessible in states like California and Texas despite the recession. I need to quit."
When one employs the well-intentioned albeit condescending misogynism of a neckbeard by mistake, often through a misunderstanding that occurs through timing or coincidence.
Woke guy #1: Just left rehearsal for Fiddler on the Roof and still had my fedora on. Went to fix it as this woman walked by me, and I'm pretty sure she thought I was tipping my hat to her.
Woke guy #2: Man, what an accidental neckbeardism. Bet you just want to die.
When someone accidentally makes a girl fall for him without having that intention at the start. Very rare phenomenon that cannot be learned or thought.
Mark: Yo yesterday night I had a normal conversation with this girl and he was so down for me at the end of the night
Luke: Yo you've got ACCIDENTAL RIZZ!!