Albino Snail

a band from Leechburg, PA in the late 1970's through the mid-1980's that rocked from southwestern Pennsylvania to Canada. Their mix of blues and rock-a-billy made their sound as mean and righteous as a fist.

I just came back from an Albino Snail gig. Dude, those guys are as mean and righteous as a fist!

Pulled an Albino

When you get treated to something without having to pay and you shamelessly offer nothing in return.

Rick “man i was out with this bitch the other night but she catfished me, ugly as fuck, so i quickly pulled an Albino and told her i forgot my wallet”

albino custard

Jocular euphemism for semen.

Your mom was splendid with the albino custard I had shot in her face last night.

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Albino nigga

A white ass light black person like some bob ross shit

A albino nigga is white niggas

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Albino fruitbat

Parts upon a lady which hang down in pairs and flap about when hungry. See flaps

Depending on ethnic origin, the lady who owns the bat may have a non albino fruitbat

It was crazy, she unleashed the albino fruitbat and the draft from its wings near as dammit floored me, I'd never before seen such mighty flaps

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albino tadpoles

Albino tadpoles are sperm

She didn't want my albino tadpoles to go up stream so just pulled out and jizzed in her face.

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freaky albino

White boy that can flow or sing like a brotha. Voice alone on a track is mistaken for a soulful brotha. Used in rapper Tha Villian's track "Bad Mofo" to describe friend/American Idol 5 contestant Ace Young and his R&B styling.

Ace, let 'em know why you're the freaky albino. (Ace sings)

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