asian

An individual typically from Eastern or Southeast Asia (Japan, Korea, China, Vietnam, Thailand etc.) and demonstrates some or most of the ff. traits:

1) Short in stature
2) Gets superb grades
3) Prioritizes school amongst everything else
4) Has strict, somewhat racist parents
5) Fond of bubble tea, Anime/hentai, videogames, martial arts, noodles, dim sum and drifting
6) Very frugal (I repeat, VERY FRUGAL)
7) Tend to have low self-confidence resulting in either shyness or inferiority complex (which results to overachieving)
8) Idolize white people of the opposite sex but look down on black people
8)

Mei is your typical Asian. She is petite, very thrifty, gets straight As, loves bubble tea and is dating a white guy.

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asian

1. (noun) the most beautiful and perfect type of female in the universe.

NOTE: in extreme cases an individual may be so captivated by asians that his/her perception of beauty is horribly distorted

1. i love asian girls, they are just so perfect.

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Asian

A race who is said to:

1. Get straight As (true most of the time)
2. Be really good looking (which is really just a matter of opinion)
3. Have small parts (true half the time)
4. Have bad manners (not necessarily true)
5. Have strict parents (sometimes true)
6. Trick people (mostly false)
7. Be a computer expert (true mostly for Asian-AMERICANS)
8. Have tiny eyes (I guess that's somewhat true...)
9. Have only originated in China/Japan (DUH WHAT DO YOU THINK)

There are some asians who get bad grades, and have lazy parents. Not everyone's exactly the same. Being asian can sometimes be a curse to your life since you have extremely high expectations from others. Why can't they just be like normal people?

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Asianitis

When a non-chinese person begins saying things like "Ai-Yah!" JACKIE!!" for no apparent reason.

Eventually the person may not be able to stop uttering these random things.

Person 1: *hits head on door*

AI-YAH
Person 2: Asianitis, dude...

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Asianator

The most awesome way to describe a bomb Asian person. Best to call Asians this if they love KFC, dig Final Fantasy, give off the yellow-fever, and all that jazz.

Guy 1: Daaamn, you saw that Asianator that just passed by? She was fiiiiiine, her body's amazing even if she hit up KFC.

Guy 2: Yeah man I wanna get me some Asianator. She rocks my world with her bomb Asian-ness.

Example 2:

Girl 1: Wowwww, that Asianator... so awesome.

Girl 2: Right, he can eat KFC and still look that fit! Amaziiiing.

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asianized

To take something interesting or average and make it 15.7 times smarter. Also to take somethign cool and make it nerdy

Damn Ying- Wa totally asianized that soccer game

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Asian

A white kid who thinks android is best

Him:Apple is shit
Me:Shut the fuck up your just a stupid asian

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