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1. When someone not of the Asian race studies all day and get straight As, eats fried rice with chopsticks, or does something else a stereotypical Asian would do.
2. The second phase in Yellow Fever.
3. When you hang around Asians too much and start to think like them.
(A white person hanging around with a group of Asians.)
White: Hey let's go to the dollar store and look for stuff in the clearance section!
Asian: Yeah! Hey, you're really starting to think like us!
White: Oh, I think I'm gonna head home.
Asian: Why, we just got here?
White: I think I'm suffering from Asianitis.
Asian: Oh there's a cure for that; go visit Ireland.
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Typically all people suffering from asianitis are mistaken as being another race, when in fact they are suffering from a disease that makes them good at: video games, dancing, fashion, math, and etc. Disabilities include: bad accents, having weird interests, and an obsession with old school hip-hop.
Bob: Hey look! It's that asian kid!
Joe: Hey now, don't point out the asian. He's had enough suffering from asianitis.
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When a non-chinese person begins saying things like "Ai-Yah!" JACKIE!!" for no apparent reason.
Eventually the person may not be able to stop uttering these random things.
Person 1: *hits head on door*
AI-YAH
Person 2: Asianitis, dude...
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A highly infectious disease that is the direct result of being bit by someone of asian ethnicity. Similar to being bit by a werewolf, symptoms only show on full moons. Symptoms include: yellowing of skin, increased brain capacity, developing a strange accent, widening of eyelids, and an uncanny craving for rice, sushi, noodles, etc. HIGHLY INFECTIOUS maybe even deadly...Currently a major problem in China, Korea, Mongolia, Myanmar, Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, The Philippines, and California. highly recommended to get vaccinated if you are exposed to ashuns.
I'm sorry to inform you, but you have contracted Asianitis.
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a person that has asian descent and looks asian
I'm considered asian asian because I'm Cambodian and look asian.
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(Attempting to add a decent, more serious and accurate definition to the lot.)
In the United States, the most common use of the word refers to people originating from East and Southeast Asia (China, Japan, South/North Korea, Vietnam, among others). Indians and Pakistanis might be referred to as South Asians, where as Filipinos and Samoans might be called Pacific Islanders.
In England, "asian" most commonly refers to people of Indian or Pakistani descent, whereas "oriental" might refer to East and Southeast Asians (NOTE: "oriental" is certainly considered politically incorrect in the United States).
U.S
- I know she's Asian, but where is her family from?
- I think they emigrated here from Vietnam some years ago.
England
The Asian students presented a traditional Indian dance to their classmates.
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a person from asia. duh. it does not insinuate anything in particular as asians came look and act in many different ways.
two of my best friends are asian, so is my boyfriend
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