Aspen Fat Unit

When guys tripping in Aspen, your friend/vacation roommate decided the path of least resistance to ass is to bed the Vietnamese potbellied pig whose circumference exceeds her height. You wake up to her ass in your face as she searches for her shoes winded. You label her/them/it one (1.0) Aspen Fat Unit (AFU). This forever becomes the standard of measure for all going forward actual or possible fat hookups.

Hey Derek, she’s about 0.76 Aspen Fat Units. You go get her while I call the hotel for mattress reinforcements. Don’t you dare try and tag me in, and remember the safe word: orcalovin

little bear aspen

1.excellent; great; marvelous

2.of a sort that causes or arouses wonder; amazing; astonishing

We all had a little bear aspen weekend

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aspen rae chase

aspen rae chase;
adjective

a person who changes their gender identity, name, sexuality, etc. on a daily/weekly basis and swears its not for attention

ugh, stop being such an aspen rae chase!

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autumn aspens sister

Chris things shes like super hot and she is aspens sister

Chris: hey autumn aspens sister, your pretty hot

Aspen (ASS•PAN)

A girl with a flat ass that's shaped like a frying pan.

OMG LOOK AT ASPEN (ASS•PAN) .her butt it's the shape of a frying pan. She ain't got no booty!!

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aspen taylor

Sexy ass bitch

Aspen Taylor is a sexy ass bitch

80's in aspen

Coke party.

Went to a party themed, "80's in Aspen" last night. Got a blood my nose.