buzz assassin

One who would go proactively go out of their way to kill your buzz. The violence and glee with which they go about this task puts them at the level of assassin ... a buzz assassin.

I avoid going to Monday's before 4pm because the buzz assassin that runs that place in the afternoon won't serve me more than 2 drinks before shutting me off.

Conversation Assassination

A comment given precisely to kill a conversation. Usually consists of "oh", "k", "ok", or "ya".

"So you know what I'm excited for?" - Male
"What's that?" - Female
"Football starts Friday!" - Male
"Oh ok." - Female
"Classic conversation assassination." - Male

Street Assassin

someone who is good at street riding and finding good street spots

Joel: Lets go for a ride
Styler: Yeah, why not i say
Matt: You guys are street assassins

babyface assassin

a male who has the facial features of a two year old girl "ie. doesn't shave although hes 20. i mean not even a bit of bum-fluff" but yet still has the potential scope an lock-on to the hot ho's in the place an leave his mates standing

randy is 1 babyface assassin

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AFK Assassination

In a first person shooter, when you go away from keyboard for just a second to do something, and come back to find yourself dead in-game. Common modes of death include being sniped or simply run up to with a melee weapon.

"Dude. You just stood still for a second and a sniper got you."

"Shit! I was just opening a bag of Cheetos!"

"Must've been an AFK Assassination."

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vibe assassin

one who, through social awkwardness or overall douchiness, is able to eradicate the good-time party feeling from a room instantly.

Don't invite that guy. Last time he totally killed my buzz -- he's a vibe assassin.

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Assassin's Creed

A game for the Xbox 360 and PS3. It is set in the Midieval Times during the Crusades. You play as Altair Ibn-la Ahad: a robe-wearing, sword-swinging acrobatist who's part of a brotherhood called the Assassins. The Assassins' enemy are the Templars, and the two groups quarrel constantly. Altair starts off as a Master Assassin, but soon loses all of his ranks after failing a mission. His new goal in the game is to regain that rank by preforming assassinations, doing missions, etc. There are two sequels. The third installment in the series (Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood) comes out Nov. 16, 2010.

Nothing is true; everything is permitted. -Altair Ibn-la Ahad: Assassin's Creed

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