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When someone meat gazes the shit out of you.
I was the victim of an optical assault at the gym when that fag in the Ambercrombie shirt and bandanna was staring at my package hard in the locker room.
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A term often used when somebody's actions or appearance brings suffering to others. Plumbers crack, hippies, and fat people jiggling while they laugh can all be considered visually assaulting.
Guy 1: How was the blind date?
Guy 2: She was visually assaulting. Her gut spilled over her jeans.
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when youre partner(another boy or girl, can be gay or strait) falls asleep, but you can have sexual intercourse with them. Only works if the one doing action is a boy.
Last night I was super horny, so before Linda fell asleep she said I could sleep assault.
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A assault rifle- type of weapon for assaulting people.
Nowadays kids wants insult rifle to insult each other.
Have you heard the Assault rifle 101, that thing assaulted 69 people! 42 got their ass broken.
Hey guess what? I got a new insult rifle and watch this, your gay.
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a specific type of rifle. it is fully automatic, fed by a high-capacity magazine and has a pistol grip. Assault rifles were designed to have the accuracy and power of a rifle, but the automatic fire and portability of a submachine gun. Assault rifles usually use a shortened rifle cartridge, though some do not. such as the Heckler and Koch G3 and FN FAL.
the world's most famous assault rifle is the AK-47. the first assault rifle was the Nazi-made Sturmgewehr 44.
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A device that aids in the filling of a magazine.
Commonly mistaken for the item 'assault magazine'. Though to be fair, a magazine is only an 'assault magazine' when you use it to assault someone. A magazine, either detached or attached, holds the ammunition for a particular firearm. A clip inserts into the magazine in order to fill it quicker. A magazine is not a clip, and a clip is not a magazine.
AK-47's do not use 'assault clips'. They use standard 30 capacity magazines. Common examples of firearms that use clips include Mauser Broomhandles, the SKS and the M1 Garand.
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unwanted sexual advances through texts
texter1:"you wanna come over and have sex?"
texter2" no! ur a creeper! thats sextual assault!"
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