BMW

one of those long nights liming in town, when u forgot that the only transport home is the bus which stops opperating around 12. then u still hang around hopein for one bus light to come ur way, which never comes. well.... BEST ME WALK

1:boi how we gettin home? van lookin real scarce
2:da safe man
1:aight!
2:leh we roll man
1:safe
2:jeadz no van aint working
1:i aint tell yo so
2:well...... BMW!

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BMW

Black Man's Wiener.

David: What a nice BMW over there!
Arthur: You mean a Black Man's Wiener??
David: No, the car!

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BMW

Acronym for Black, Mexican, White. Apparently used as a term in some countries

Aunt: So whats the status on Daves marriage? Not a BMW I hope?
Mom: Nope
David: Whats a BMW?
Everyone: Black, Mexican, & White

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BMW

-Brand of Car

-Black Mans Weiner

1. I have my BMW parked in my driveway.

2. Mom has her BMW parked in her bed.

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BMW

stands for:
Boner
Material
Women

person A: Look at that fine women!!
person B: Dayum!! she's a BMW!!

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BMW

Big Military Wife. This is the type of woman somewhat desperate 18-20 year old military men marry before being deployed. The women tends to outweigh the man by 1.5 times.

"Did you hear about Joe being deployed to Afghanistan?"

"Yeah I heard he picked up a BMW in Vegas right before he left."

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BMW

Black Man's Willy.
An alcoholic dronk that consistes of whiskey, sambuka, bailey's and malibu. So called an BMW, because when it's in a tall glass, it has a browny colour, apparenly resembling a black male's penis.

Annabel was competely hammered, and was lying in a drunken heap on the floor. She had been supping BMW'a all night.

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