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Bellend means beautiful or pretty in the UK.
Person A: You look like a bellend!
Person B: Aw thank you, you look pretty too!
Person A: No bunda styll.
Person B: I don't have a dog I know.
literally means the end of a cock.
general fucking idiot. nobody likes a bellend.
self obsessed twat that usually smellf
‘how’s your brother?’
‘oh, he’s being a fucking bellend.’
A type of dick head but is circumcised like a filthy Jew. A bellend is either a stupid erotic cunt that likes to toy around with his last bit of foreskin while in the shower with his brother or a prick who cant get his hands of his cock because his sex drive is on a different scale of Jimmy Savile. Chavs use this word a lot because their all circumcised little spazstics. You could also refer a bellend to a bald bloke or a leukaemia infested human.
Jimmy: Boys i managed to stretch my foreskin out so wide my bros head could fit in it
Will: *calls child protection services
Luke: Oi Bellend, your scalps got enough sun you orange looking bastard
Bellend: Cries in Leukaemia
the end of your fat juics COCK or a silly man like you
random man: i dont want to play cards
MC Devvo: you what dickhead
random man: (very scared)
MC Devvo what are you doing u stupid bellend
So, one day I was spoken to rudely and I replied with: "youuu bellend"
"I got Told to move out the fucking way, I said to the person "you bellendc
Nicloa Sturgeon
That stupid Scottish cunt Nicola Sturgeon doesn't even know what democracy is. What a fucking bellend.