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when a guy says his balls are in extreme pain because he cant cum . WHICH THE WORD BLUE BALLS IS A STRAIGHT UP BULLSHIT LIE just to get in girls pants
GUY: keep going, don't stop... just keep sucking ma dick.
GIRL: no im done.
GUY: ah fuck, you're giving me damn blue balls
GIRL: fuck you bitch ima guy too, i neva got blue balls.
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I came down with a bad case of blue balls when I didn't achieve an orgasm.
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when u get a male horny and don't allow him to bust you just make him so horny by rubbing his balls or dick then leaving him without ejaculating
My boyfriend refused to buy me dinner, so later that night i rubbed him and did a couple up downs and gave him the worst blue balls ever. i turned him on so much he was never harder but i never let him bust.
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when a person of the male gender approches his climax and then does not climax either because a parent walks in or his partner is playing a cruel joke
dude 1: did you have fun with sally last night?
dude 2: fuck no, the bitch blue-balled me when her parents came home
dude 1: dude that sucks
dude 2: no man, she doesnt suck
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when a girl doesn't get completely satisfied, she takes his dick out of her pussy and won't let him cum on her tits. so all that God damn delicious cum stays stuck in his firm cock and retracts back into his nuts, therefore giving him...blue balls.
Sally: O GOD!!! FUCK ME!!!!
Henry: ok!!!
5 minutes later
Sally: this is the worst sex ever! (takes Henry's hard dick out of her dry pussy)
Henry: WAIT!! i'm ready to cum!!!
Sally: NO! you can keep your blue balls!!! learn how to fuck a pussy!!!
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A condition in males characterized by:
1) a bluish or purplish coloration of a guy's ballbag caused by the settling of blood in the veins in the scrotum, and...
2) sensitivity in the groin area that can range from very erotic to extreme pain.
Blue balls result from repeated stimulation of one's cock for a period of time without getting to orgasm / ejaculation.
Examples include repeatedly jerking off up to the point where one needs to cum; repeatedly receiving head or getting hand jobs from a partner but not cumming. Seriously kissing and fooling around with a (str8 or gay) partner over an extended period of time.
1) I stroked my dick for three hours while watching porn and got blue balls till I hurt so bad I just had to jack off.
2) After a couple hours of deep kissing, playing with her tits, her sucking my cock and me finger-fucking her ass, I had blue balls bad. She looked at me, chuckled and said, "Let me suck you off so you get some relief."
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When my boy friend ahs been cheating one me when has no clue i know. And i blow him so fuckin hard, then stop and say "Oh what the fuck ... whos name did you just say... you fuckin asshole !" Then after the fact he gets the worst pain he will ever fell in his entire life of living.
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