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A student institution observable during university holidays. Boredom naps are the result of withdrawal from the student lifestyle and are an established method of avoiding scheduled work. Often used to bridge the gap between your 2am bedtime and 2pm morning alarm, boredom naps are a way of whiling away the hours before it is acceptable to go to bed again.
John: "What've you been up to today mate?"
Rob: "Not a lot. Woke up at 2. Mum made me lunch. Had a boredom nap. Mum made me dinner. Now I'm on Facebook."
John: "Ah, standard."
When you are just so bored, that you get a random (usually unwanted boner) The infamous "Boredom Boner" can appear at any time.
Mitch: "Dude... WTF?!?"
Alec: "What?"
Mitch: "You have a boner..."
Alec: "Don't worry. It's just a boredom boner it'l go away as soon as we do something."
Mitch: "Oh cool."
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Becoming so withdrawn from everything you soon become bored of your own boredom. Soon after entering the mythical land of bordo-boredom you start to dissapear into a dark and lifeless abyss. Bordo-boredom can be cured by 3 methods.(1) finding something to do, (2) aquiring a steak knife and plunging it 1-2 inches into your wrists/ankles,(3)or by taking two pills of oxycotin an hour before going to sleep.
When I was bored I went through the recycling bin and started coloring over pieces of paper, but once I went into a state of bordo-boredom I simply laid on the ground and let a lawn mower run me over.
1.) When boredom itself invades your mind. You become very bored, and inactive and turn into a vegetable for 2 minutes.
2.) People do it when they do Friendster surveys.
Man. I'm boredom struck.. help?
A long and tediously boring time span in the Urban Dinctionary editor page lasting from January 9 2011- February 20, 2011. During this age , the editor page wasn't working, therefor thee editors could not approve or deny words. New editors joined daily only to be dissapointed by not being able to do anything. The Meebo chat room was however still operating, so some editors made small talk with each other, mainly mindless gossip of why the page wasn't working properly.
The Age of Boredom is finally over!!!!!!
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When you type all the letters of the English keyboard forwards, backwards, diagonally and random fashion.
Stop that! You have reached the pinnacle of boredom.
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When a guy gets a "Boner" in the middle of the day for no reason. Without having any sexual contact with someone from the opposite sex or without having any sexual thoughts at all.
A Boner that happens for no reason at the most inappropriate time.
When your sitting in the middle of class and your learning about some boring bullshit and out of no where you noice yourself getting a "hard on" and you cant control it and then you wonder if anyone else is noticing it. This will commonly be known as "Boredom Wood" from now on.
When your bored and just chilling with a group of guy friends just hanging out and then out of no where you realize your getting "wood" and you no it's not normal but you cant help it and then you try to hide it from everyone else in the room.
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